Chubbies Careers and Employment in Austin, Texas

Welcome to Chubbies. Here is what we believe. We believe in the weekend We believe that “short shorts” is a redundancy We believe in swim trunks, swim shorts, bathing suits, swim suits or whatever the heck else you wanna call ‘em because we believe that if you’ve got a pair of those on, well, you must be doing something right We believe in the right your quads have to a life of freedom and sunshine We believe in aloha shirts (aka Hawaiian shirts) We believe in comfort We DO NOT believe in the top button - well, we believe it EXISTS, but we don’t believe in the principle for which it stands We believe in our fathers - they led the way; we are but revolutionaries standing on the shoulders of amazingly mustachio’d giants in proper length shorts We believe in things with American flags on them, whether that's shorts, swim trunks, or the feathers of a bald eagle being ridden by George Washington We believe sweat shorts are the greatest innovation in lounging since hammock cup holders were invented in the early 1780s And we damn sure believe in Friday at Five Onward to the Weekend > -Team Chubbies